Published on Thursday, April 1, 2010
SYDNEY - The Centre for Asia Pacific Aviation couldnâ€™t let April Foolâ€™s Day go by without posting some news â€œexclusivesâ€ on its media hotline. Hereâ€™s a sample
Delta CEO Richard Anderson confirmed rumours that Delta will move its hub operations from Atlanta to Chattanooga, Tennessee stating that, â€œAtlanta has just become too big and too congestedâ€.
Company spokespersons noted that only with
Deltaâ€™s departure could the airport â€œsimplify its complex operations".
When asked why Chattanooga had been chosen, Delta management noted that it is fun to say and that flight attendants were tired of saying Atlanta, which is almost impossible to say in a funny way.
â€œAnd anyway, with all this talk about fast trains, we thought we should get on board,â€ he let slip, disclosing the real reason for the move.
Rumours of a new theme tune for Delta involving its new hubâ€™s name have not been confirmed.
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce announced that the airline will add the letter â€œuâ€ to its name, noting that â€œmost of the rest of the world already adds the letter when writing Qantas (now Quantas)â€ and it will bring Australians â€œup to speedâ€ with the rest of the world.
Mr Joyce confirmed this would have no impact on the companyâ€™s theme tune.
British Airwaysâ€™ Willie Walsh has announced that he will step down as CEO in order to become a flight attendant for the carrier, citing numerous openings and the opportunities for close camaraderie, developed during enviable periods of time off. Observers called the decision â€œstrikingâ€.
Air Canada has announced that it will commence codesharing with Emirates Airline with effect from 1-Apr-2010 on all routes in the carriersâ€™ networks. The new commercial agreement is especially designed to reroute all passengers on Emiratesâ€™ system through Vancouver.
Air Canada CEO, Calin Rovinescu, announcing the deal yesterday, said, â€œthis innovative move will transform the global aviation model and hopefully take peoplesâ€™ minds off our governmentâ€™s silly aviation policy.â€
Singapore Airlines is currently test marketing its latest innovation that promises further improvements to its A380 First Class in flight product.
Airport lounges around the world will be expanded to include gourmet shops staffed by roving bands of TV celebrity chefs available to suggest meal combinations to the boarding premium passengers.
After choosing the requisite ingredients, the chef will prepare the meal on live closed-circuit broadcasts directed to the passengerâ€™s suite. Chef Jamie Oliver refused to be a part of the program when informed that â€œflambeauâ€ menus of any sort were prohibited.
CNN has revealed plans for a new reality show, titled â€œJust step over here and take your socks offâ€, to be filmed at airports around the world.
Contestants will be unsuspecting travellers passing through security checkpoints staffed by a special group of screeners.
Hidden judges will assess the screenersâ€™ ability to find ways to subject passengers to intrusive search techniques, without doing jail time.
Criteria will include, but not be limited to, rudeness, inane requests and the number of passengers delayed long enough to require a sprint to the gate.
Bonus points will be awarded for missed flights. Network executives are convinced the show will be a winner.
However, observers have suggested it will flop, as there is nothing new that can surprise anyone who has previously passed through TSA screening.
Ryanairâ€™s chief, Michael Oâ€™Leary announced the latest ancillary item to be offered on board â€“ air.
In a move long expected, the carrier, in order to save fuel, will reduce the air recycled on its aircraft to the minimum necessary to sustain consciousness.
However, resources may be insufficient for those engaging in activities such as conversation or laughing, which waste oxygen.
Mr Oâ€™Leary stressed that this was not a tax on laughter, noting â€œwe have further plans to deal with anyone who thinks this is funnyâ€.
In breaking news, Lufthansa is to acquire a majority shareholding in British Airways and Air France.
The move is designed to simplify the European aviation network and help rationalise the airport hub system.
Lufthansa CEO, Wolfgang Mayrhuber, said â€œweâ€™ve bought nearly everyone else in Europe and these two were sticking out like sore thumbs. This way we can combine our flight attendant unions and have much more impressive strikes too.â€
SAS CEO, Mats Jansson, when asked for comment, said, â€œwe are awfully peeved that we are now the only ones who havenâ€™t been bought. We could bring another 30 unions to the party, so I really donâ€™t understand why we are being left out.â€
No new theme tune has yet been announced for the mega-airline.
AirAsia is to introduce first class seating on all flights, according to CEO, Tony Fernandes.
â€œI am having trouble these days fitting into our existing seat configurations and also, lots of people say they like big flat seats, so we thought weâ€™d give it a go.
â€œPlenty of other airlines have these nice comfy beds and so forth and some of them even seem to make money.â€
A further modification, designed to be more children-friendly is to modify overhead bins as sleeper compartments for full fare-paying children under the age of 18.
The new configurations will be rolled out as soon as the airline takes delivery of the 15 new Airbus A380s it ordered last week.
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