Grow-your-own Viagra? You must be joking

SINGAPORE: TravelMole Asia was up early on April Fool’s Day to scan the newspapers for signs of those craftily written spoofs.

The UK Mail on Sunday’s effort was “Council inspectors to demand £5 ‘carbon offset’s for barbecues” and the Sunday Telegraph’s “Revealed: cash-strapped London ready to share Olympics with France”.

The News of the World introduced readers to a square dartsboard, and the BBC website reported on “scratch-and-sniff” computers.

Gullible surfers were invited to road-test the new technology by clicking on various coloured squares, pressing their noses and thumbs against their screens and “inhaling” to identify the smells.

Pick of the bunch came from The Independent’s story that a chance discovery by a Berkshire allotment-holder that a plant widely available in garden centres has the same effect on men as Viagra.

We are assuming that it was an April Fool’s joke although The Independent reported that the discovery of the plant had been confirmed by experts at one of the world’s leading botanical institutions.

The plant is winter-flowering heather, and botanists at the Royal Botanic Gardens, Edinburgh, many of them heather experts who have recognised the source of its active ingredient, now expect it to be the next must-have plant in British gardens.

Demand is already high, said The Independent. Nurseries and garden centres in some areas are having trouble finding sufficient supplies as word spreads of the plant’s unexpected properties.

A spokesman for Wyevale Garden Centres, said: “We have had men buying dozens of the plants and, at one store there were men old enough to know better fighting over the last remaining trays.”

The latest gardening craze was triggered by a discovery by a 55-year-old furniture restorer, Michael Ford, on his allotment. He was always experimenting with drinks made from different plants and one day he tried an infusion from his winter-flowering heather.

He said: “The effect was almost immediate. I had to stay in my potting shed for an hour or so before I could decently walk down the street.”

He then contacted the Royal Botanic Gardens, Edinburgh, famous for their work with the heather family, to see if they could offer an explanation. They could.

Botanist Alan Bennell said: “This first surfaced when East European chemists reported finding a Viagra-type chemical in the floral tissues of winter-flowering heaths. They were able to isolate measurable amounts of material that is an analogue of the active principle in Viagra.”

From the limited amount of information available, it is suggested the Viagra-analogue is best extracted by steeping the detached small flowers in neat alcohol. An infusion of about 20g of flowers in 100ml of fluid liberates the active principle.

A quality full-strength vodka (at least 40 per cent) is also effective. Bennell added: “There is some confusion whether oral consumption or topical application is more effective.”

But not everyone is happy about this new discovery. One woman shopping at a garden centre said: “It’s amazing. My husband has never shown any interest in gardening before, but now he’s out there night and day fussing over his heathers. Frankly, I preferred it when he left the garden to me and wasn’t so frisky.”