Murphy’s laws for frequent flyers
Sunday, 16 Aug, 2006
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- If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
- If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
- Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
- Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
- If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
- The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
- The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
- If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
- The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
Graham Muldoon
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